ESPN tell-all book coming out; has the movie been green lighted yet?

Shocking? Not really..

Well, whoopty fuckin' do. The only thing this book is really doing is spilling the beans on specific hook-ups and other hilarious shenanigans that go down in Bristol. And causing a shitstorm for the dudes who penned this. I'm sure Disney is waiting to throw down their gauntlet of lawyers for this situation. Back to the book, though; I don't really find this shocking at all. When you get a bunch of former collegiate athletes together, this type of shit is going to happen. So all the dudes are gonna get drunk and womanize their co-workers. Whaddaya gonna do? It's pretty much all they know besides sports. And let's not pretend that this doesn't happen pretty much everywhere else.

Excerpt says there were no fewer than 50 sexual harassment cases reported in the early 1990s. I wonder how many of those cases were Keith Olbermann chasing down some tail that was way out of his league. I mean, look at the look the guy was had fashioned for himself:

Wait, I take that back. He was definitely the guy boning in the stairwell and the dope dealer.

Asik is bleeding, call Miss Ohio!!

Miss Ohio; defend your man!! Wade just tried to make it look like he's been smoking for 35 years!!

Is John Daly a badass, or just the biggest badass of all-time?

Only Playboy could do a story on a 45 year old, out-of-shape, multi-divorced, drinking, gambling golfer


There should never, ever be a filter on John Daly's mouth. In fact, whatever he says should be broadcast around the world, and written down in a book that will be passed down, from generation to generation, so all could know of the wisdom with which he speaks. How bout this little doozy from the interview:

“You marry somebody, that’s one of the perks of being married—you get to have sex anytime you want it,” he explains. When his wives stopped giving it to him, he says, he’d flat-out tell them, “The hell with it. I’ll go get it somewhere else.”

He manages to blend truth, knowledge, logic, and comedy all into one package. Forget Sheen, John Daly should be filling up concert venues and getting his own stand-up special. Part of me does feel for the guy, though; he had to pay his last wife $2,500 bucks every time they had sex. Imagine forking over half of everything you've earned, will earn, and are earning to some betch, and then having to pay a couple G's to get it on with her. That's essentially slavery.

It's just luckily that JD got the fuck out of that situation and is currently into some other dimepiece these days. Although, I'm not sure about this whole 'almost' nympho, sex addiction diagnosis he's given himself. It's impossible for a dude to be a nympho or sex addicted because no matter how many times you go, you can always go again (unless it falls off). Sex addiction for some doctor-type with a medical degree is just man being man in my book. Stay strong JD...

Girl from "Remember the Titans", "Heroes", finally breaks it off with Klitschko

Klitschko has old balls...


Bout time for this to happen. You can only go so long before 21 year old betch dating 35 year old boxer sounds a bit too creepy. Especially when this betch is mind-bottlingly smoking, and technically has some legit credits. Moment I saw this little gal in Remember the Titans, when I was 12 years old, I knew she had great potential. Never saw that series Heroes, mostly because NBC sucks, but knew she was in it, and probably knocking people out. So yea, closing in on two years dating with a Russian dude that's 14 years older than you, a little weird.

But I guarantee the next athlete she goes out with will not mess around with this betch. She's 21, so if this betch is for real with dating athletes, we'll see what sort of pattern she decides to pursue. What exactly was the selling point of Klitschko besides being a huge Russian? I'm sure there is an account of how they managed to bone inside People or Cosmo, or some other rag like that. Maybe she'll head over to a less violent sport like baseball to find some fresh meat. Why doesn't she take a look at some recently drafted quarterbacks in the NFL. Blaine Gabbert's lookin' pretty lonely over in Jacksonville. Maybe Kevin Durant needs some betch to really take him to the next level...


Update: terezowens.com reporting that Mark Sanchez has been up on Ms. Panettiere; wait, aren't people still questioning the Sanchize's questionable choice in female friends? Essentially, he was with some betch who was 17 or something. To each their own I suppose...

Omer Asik dating this?!?!?!?

How hot is this betch?


So how did a 7 foot rookie center find his way into hooking up with this piece? Question of the year it seems. How did so-and-so end up banging that hot betch? Asik seems like a nice enough dude, but they have never televised any interview with him, mainly because at his best, he is a 10 minute role player on the Bulls sent in by Thibodeau to defend and rebound. Dude has absolutely no skills on the offensive end; he must have committed dozens of turnovers in the limited time he saw on the floor this season. But that's enough about him, I'm actually pretty happy for this guy. He has just seemed a little weird whenever I've seen him interacting with his teammates, so I couldn't really imagine what type of lady he was pulling. Could you imagine Scalabrine introducing this new Turkish guy to a bunch of chicks at a party in Chicago? Really entertaining, I know...

But more about this betch. Miss Ohio, a model, appeared on an episode of Entourage, entirely possible that she hooked up with Vince. But apparently she's in Chitown filming an NBC show called "The Playboy Club," and that's how her and Asik hooked up. It appears NBC is trying to piggyback off the success of Mad Men, as this show appears as if it centered on 1960s Chicago, as the first Playboy Club was opened up there. We'll see, but casting this betch as a sultry Playboy Bunny isn't a bad start; she really doesn't have to do any acting.

Ex Soccer WAG becoming judge on new reality show, dudes rejoice everywhere...

Cheryl Cole coming stateside!!

This betch was once married to English footballer Ashley Cole, and she was also part of a 'girl band,' Girls Aloud. But enough about what she's done and more about how on fire she is. She's coming to America to help judge that new show, "The X Factor." Regardless of how the show does, and it will probably crush it because we as Americans love seeing this sort of shit, I think Cheryl here has a bright future in the good ole US of A. She just oozes the qualities that you usually see winners having. Mainly, the sexiness is just off the charts, and the belief is that she can actually sing, unlike some of these other betches around.

This does continue to emphasize a point that I've been hammering home here: Soccer WAG's continue to be the hottest group of betches. I mean, that's not to say that guys in the big 4 of American sports aren't crushing it, because they are. But, if you took an average level of hotness of the wives/girlfriends/sluts in all of the major sports, I'm pretty sure the ladies of soccer would take it down the prize. She is moving to LA, but chances for a date with Pau Gasol probably aren't pretty likely. But either way, she'll have a lot to 'do,' and I envision Cheryl Cole becoming a household name, at least with guys, pretty soon. She's supposedly pretty stylish too, so some of these American betches could probably learn a thing or two from her.

Another DUI; but he's Asian so it doesn't really count

www.terezowens.com/cleveland-indians-choo-blows-twice-the-legal-limit/


From Terez again, after Derek Lowe's DUI and street-racing (that's right, dude was channeling Fast Five in downtown Atlanta) arrest, I thought no one else could top such a bad-ass way, and Shin-Soo Choo clearly fell short. So, he blew .20, still more than twice the legal limit, but how many actual drink did he have? Now, I'm not gonna sit here and say it takes 5 drinks for someone to blow a .20, that's stupid, but I'd be willing to lay money that Choo is a bit on the lightweight side, considering a.) he's Asian, nothing against that, but they're not exactly known for the superior drinkability (not to mention their johnsons [like I'm one to speak]) b.) although ballplayers are essentially known as the out-of-shape athletes who drink a ton of suds, Choo looks like the type of guy that prides himself on his work ethic and workout regimen. Therefore, I really hate to suggest some sort of discriminatory law, but shouldn't Choo be subject to a different sort of sobriety test?