Cheryl Cole coming stateside!!
This betch was once married to English footballer Ashley Cole, and she was also part of a 'girl band,' Girls Aloud. But enough about what she's done and more about how on fire she is. She's coming to America to help judge that new show, "The X Factor." Regardless of how the show does, and it will probably crush it because we as Americans love seeing this sort of shit, I think Cheryl here has a bright future in the good ole US of A. She just oozes the qualities that you usually see winners having. Mainly, the sexiness is just off the charts, and the belief is that she can actually sing, unlike some of these other betches around.
This does continue to emphasize a point that I've been hammering home here: Soccer WAG's continue to be the hottest group of betches. I mean, that's not to say that guys in the big 4 of American sports aren't crushing it, because they are. But, if you took an average level of hotness of the wives/girlfriends/sluts in all of the major sports, I'm pretty sure the ladies of soccer would take it down the prize. She is moving to LA, but chances for a date with Pau Gasol probably aren't pretty likely. But either way, she'll have a lot to 'do,' and I envision Cheryl Cole becoming a household name, at least with guys, pretty soon. She's supposedly pretty stylish too, so some of these American betches could probably learn a thing or two from her.
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