Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Another DUI; but he's Asian so it doesn't really count




www.terezowens.com/cleveland-indians-choo-blows-twice-the-legal-limit/


From Terez again, after Derek Lowe's DUI and street-racing (that's right, dude was channeling Fast Five in downtown Atlanta) arrest, I thought no one else could top such a bad-ass way, and Shin-Soo Choo clearly fell short. So, he blew .20, still more than twice the legal limit, but how many actual drink did he have? Now, I'm not gonna sit here and say it takes 5 drinks for someone to blow a .20, that's stupid, but I'd be willing to lay money that Choo is a bit on the lightweight side, considering a.) he's Asian, nothing against that, but they're not exactly known for the superior drinkability (not to mention their johnsons [like I'm one to speak]) b.) although ballplayers are essentially known as the out-of-shape athletes who drink a ton of suds, Choo looks like the type of guy that prides himself on his work ethic and workout regimen. Therefore, I really hate to suggest some sort of discriminatory law, but shouldn't Choo be subject to a different sort of sobriety test?

3 comments:

  1. here is the video of it going down, Doesn't look soo bad to me

    http://network.yardbarker.com/mlb/article_external/shin_soo_choo_sacked_by_the_lbs_nut_bag_for_dui_blowing_201/4676930

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  2. no, it doesn't. but i feel like once ur taking the field sobriety test, you can muster up some kind of faux-soberness. i dont speak from experience of course, but i guess he failed anyway

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  3. well i think he point his right hand to his nose instead of left at the end, and i minor stumble while walking but he prob had a stone in his shoe, i hate when that happens. better than this cop

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7v3ZzdOsII&feature=related

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