Another NFLer stabbed; you can't really make this shit up...

How many more will be stabbed?


Can we blame all of this on the lockout? Big, strong guys just cooped up in their cribs aggravating their significant others because they can't go to the team facility and workout. Pushing their betches so far that they have to reach for the blade. There are clearly issues with Brandon Marshall and his betch; probably irreparable damage is done to that marriage, unless those two have an understandment that they can get wasted and abuse each other, which in that case, they are meant for each other. I could make an Irish joke, but I'll bite my tongue. This Hunter issue is a little more interesting, also because we don't have any facts at this point. Apparently, he's not filing charges so this case might be finished. Put down the knife betches.

But, this is bringing to light the problem with an extended work stoppage, because even though the lockout is officially over, players still cannot get into the team facilities to workout or even soak in the tub. The number of run-ins with the law that NFL players have had during this offseason/lockout has numbered in the teens at this point. Let's not pretend that this wouldn't happen in a non-lockout offseason; would Johnny Jolly have not been busted with a huge pile of drugs? Would Kenny Britt not have gotten into a high speed chase with the cops? Does Albert Haynesworth decide not to feel up some waitress? Like death and taxes, NFL players having offseason troubles with authority is just another constant. Question is, if the work stoppage continues to go into the summer, how many more guys might run into issues? Personally, I'd love to see Cam Newton organizing some sort of 'love boat' with a few of his rookie colleagues.