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Like holy smokes! I know I posted overweight pitcher Brad Penny's fiery fiance a few posts back, but Barcelona's Carles Puyol (mug pictured above) has his grubby hands on some Spanish model. Seriously, I wonder what sort of poonanny Franck Ribery is getting; I'm sure it's pretty outstanding, despite the fact that he's the ugliest mothafucka alive. I'm pretty any marquee soccer player, or any player on a marquee club is pulling in some of the finest ass on either side of the Atlantic. I could go on and on listing off the various conquests of Cristiano Ronaldo (including a tranny prostitute), and strut out WAG after WAG to depress you, or I could just throw this tidbit your way. The guy who plays immediately next to Puyol on Barcelona's backline, Gerard Pique; he's currently hookin up with Shakira. Yup, enough said.
Sufficed to say I would take all the verbal abuse that a footballer endures for an entire lifetime just to be one of these [muff] divers for a day. Oh the pipe dream...
I believe Rhonaldinho is not only the ugliest soccer player in the world but the world's ugliest person in general. And it was rumored that he was dating Alexandra Paressant, some french whore.
ReplyDeleteIt looks like Ribery has some sort of birth defect to make his face look the way it does
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