Tom Brady: Super Bowl champ or huge betch?

Speaking of betches....Brady has a serious run of betching going on. After a historic regular season, where he broke the record for most consecutive attempts without throwing an interception, which was like a 20 year old record, he flamed (emphasis on the flame part) out of the playoffs against the Jets, a team with a pedophile leading them at quarterback, and an overweight head coach with a foot fetish leading their entire team. All the while, this guy was growing out his hair, at the behest of his supermodel wife, who I'm assuming he's terrified of. His unfortunate haircut came-to-a-head when he decided it was okay for a 3 time Super Bowl winner to rock a ponytail at Carnival in Brazil, while breaking out some sort of "dance?" moves that would rival "Knocked Up" for the level of one dimensionality. Seriously what were Sully and Murph thinking when they saw that?

And now crying on an ESPN documentary; it doesn't get any lower than that. Explain to me again how dropping to 199th overall in the draft was a bad thing? He barely started at Michigan, he was drafted by one of the best coaches of all-time, and when you're snubbed by that many teams, wouldn't you use that documentary to berate the 30 other teams that passed on you and rub their noses in your 3 Super Bowl rings? And, if there's no crying in baseball, there absolutely can't be any crying in football. Clear verdict here: huge betch.