Not really tuning in late; just general laziness, but Ryan Kerrigan's (Number 16 to Washington) sister is definitely down for some roll in the hay; been trying to pay attention to all the other betches at the draft but haven't bothered to see any legit candidates.
And the Patriots pick a tackle from Colorado and the Glowpoint videoconference essentially shows us that his family sucks and there was a bunch of weirdos at his draft party. Guess he doesn't really know anyone in Boulder, which is hard to believe. Not sure who this guy hung out with, but maybe he'll make some friends in Boston. Tom Brady will probably invite him to eat one time, and then go off and do this:
But, back to the draft. Multiple betches surrounding Boston College's Anthony Castonzo, as he lives in Bumblefuck, Illinois. And now, he's gonna go and protect Peyton Manning, until Peyton pulls a Favre and bounces around to a few teams just to pad his stats. For the record though, Peyton is many, many times better than the Wrangler King, and he could be the Niners Qb in three years, and I would be happy.
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