Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Falcons player shockingly doesn't wanna marry "Real Housewife" betch





I take one look at this betch and all I see is crazy; like a whole pile of it. I don't think Kroy Biermann got cold feet as much as he got the full-blown shakes from this betch. That picture above is worth more words than I can type; she's got her fur shawl draped around her shoulders, striking a pose for the cameras, trying to look as amazing as possible; but once you're in private with her, she will bite your head off for anything you say. And Biermann is 6'3" 260 pounds, he's not some punk bitch, I doubt he scares very easily. But that's what this type of betch will do to someone of his stature. Unthinkable of what she might do in the bedroom though; demon in the sack.

This is why I believe there is a lucrative business that all of these crazy "Real Housewives" could get into, where they'd make a ton of cash, and men would come from miles around to watch. That's right, I'm talking about a KY wrestling league for these ladies. Once a week, they would suit up, well, technically they would be stripping down, and they'd have KY wrestling matches. There would be a huge tournament and eventually, one of these betches would be crowned the grand champion. Some might say, 'oh, this is contributing to subjugation of women,' and blah, blah, blah. But wait, aren't these women essentially sitting at home, chatting with their betches, getting manis and pedis and waiting for husband to bring home the bread? So, doesn't this give them a job? And believe me, people would pay top dollar to see this shit. I'm talkin' must see TV here. And it would let them take their anger out on something, which obviously they have a problem with.

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