No Erin! Don't sully your figure!
I saw this and immediately thought the worst; like EA would have to have reconstructive surgery to fix broken cheekbones, broken nose, broken jaw, and countless facelifts to even come close to the beautiful mug she had before. Then, realizing that she only fell on a treadmill and didn't faceplant off a three story building, I had a good laugh.
This made me think of all the times that I'd see some betches at the gym on a Sunday or Monday night purging themselves of their weekend "indulgences" on the elliptical or treadmill. I would repeatedly wish to see one, two, three, or all of these girls eat shit all up in that gym for everyone to see. And it would be so awkward after; that embarrassed betch who storms out of the gym to everyone else with a shit-eating grin on their face, bursting with laughter. Sadly, I never saw this; it's like a unicorn or a great white buffalo, you hear about them, but you never get to see it yourself.
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