Okay, betches!!!! The moment you've been creaming yourself for....
I'm just gonna sound off on any old topic, mostly sports related, post some smutty shit about sports figures and their betches, and just generally make fun of people.
Masters recap:
Greatest tournament of the year; hands down. Not only is Augusta some of the most hallowed ground in all the world, the Masters parties are some of the best all year. Betches finally breakin' out their summer attire which you fuckin' bros wait around all winter to see, the grill is on essentially all day, and once the back 9 on Sunday comes, you can't help be glued to the tube.
It was Tiger's to lose heading to the back 9, but in rare Tiger form, he played the back 9 in even par. So in honor of that, your first background is Eldrick Woods' new betch, who's photo comes to us after her unfortunate DUI.
Hat's off to the Tiger though, this betch was just what he needed to get mojo back.
Oh, and this South African guy named Charl Schwartzel won. He's no Ernie or Retief, that's for sure, but Tiger sure woulda taken a run at his arm candy a few years ago.
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