LeBron's mom: A chronicle of betches and alcohol

So, this footage has finally been found about this incident that happened last week. Lebron's mom was drunk as a skunk and repeatedly slapped the taste out of some valet mouths, and was detained for battery and, shockingly (as if I need to be sarcastic), public intoxication. Not saying I haven't been "detained" for public intoxication, so I'm not free from criticism, but I can't stand it when some drunk betch, who, once her well-laid plans go to shit, resorts to smacking the shit out of whomever stands in her way (although it can be fun to watch a couple of betches go at it). I've been on the end of a few booze-laden betchslaps in my day, and while I haven't completely gone Wayne Brady on any betch, I wouldn't hesitate to hold back in a room full of drunk betches.

Thankfully, Lebron did what he should have done the entire time, and sent mommy-dearest back to Ohio for the duration of the playoffs. It's not like the Cavs have anything to do, so it shouldn't be too much of a distraction. Wouldn't it be so much easier it we were able to take drunk betches and send them off to Ohio when we didn't want to deal with them?