Tony LaRussa: Huge Piece of Shit; Daughter: Not so much
Color me shocked/happy/mildly disappointed. First, the shocked part is no secret. How did she come from this:
Super weird right? The guy is a complete muppet on and off the baseball field, often batting his pitcher eighth in his lineup, as well as passing out shitfaced at a stoplight and attending that "I'm a crazy lunatic rally" with Glenn Beck. I guess he can finally be thanked by all mankind for bringing this angel to Earth, and letting us enjoy her. Which is a perfect transition to my happy emotion; when the NFL sorts this mess out, and it will get sorted out, Bianca (she also wins for having an absolutely foxy name) will be strutting around the Oakland Raiders' sideline half-naked and ready for action. In total, this asshole has four daughters with two wives (two with each wife), so I'm gonna go ahead and assume that Bianca's sister is a fiery little minx as well. The only thing I'm somewhat disappointed with is that LaRussa doesn't have a son. I mean, when you have a crazy lunatic like LaRussa, he's gonna pass on all of his crazy personality traits to his son. That means we are missing out on some potentially hilarious hijinks, such as drug use and possession, some sort of domestic violence, and all the other type of shit that you know Tony LaRussa Jr (that would definitely be his name) would get into.
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