She couldn't have banged all these guys, right?
From the vault of jersey-chasing, gold-digging, yet also hilarious but true potential stories comes this one from Major League Baseball. Some random betch, a real whore insider, apparently has the scoop on a bunch of major leaguers (seemingly the entire league) that's she's had sex with. I really hate lists, but I'm just gonna fire off this cast of characters. She, according to sources, has dirt on Kevin Millwood, Pat Burrell, Chase Utley, Mike Lieberthal, Greg Maddux, Randy Johnson, Mike Hampton, Bernie Williams, Tim Hudson, Jeff Francoeur, and Luis Gonzalez, just to name a few.
Wow, where to begin with this one? This betch has apparently fucked her way from the late 80s and early 90s until today, so I already don't really trust her that she's bagged all these dudes. I guess Arod and Jeter were too busy pounding each other to get in on this broad. But seriously though, Pat Burrell is a no brainer; the guy has huge piece of shit written all over him and stained on everything he does. Greg Maddux is a real small dude and about as athletic as a 12 year old girl who's hit puberty hard. But apparently he gives some great head. Go figure...Additionally, the nicknames for Utley and Randy Johnson are priceless; Utley was a bit 'overanxious' so he is referred to her as "Chase Me Quickly," as well as an obvious knock as Randy Johnson's johnson, calling it "The Small Unit." It's still a bit difficult to believe that this betch has boned 60 pro ballplayers. But, she's not very stupid, as she knows a trainwreck when she sees one. Her nickname for the Mets is "a traveling circus."
You can't really make up jokes about the Mets; their entire existence is one sick joke.
yeah...a circus of latinos
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