ESPN tell-all book coming out; has the movie been green lighted yet?

Shocking? Not really..

Well, whoopty fuckin' do. The only thing this book is really doing is spilling the beans on specific hook-ups and other hilarious shenanigans that go down in Bristol. And causing a shitstorm for the dudes who penned this. I'm sure Disney is waiting to throw down their gauntlet of lawyers for this situation. Back to the book, though; I don't really find this shocking at all. When you get a bunch of former collegiate athletes together, this type of shit is going to happen. So all the dudes are gonna get drunk and womanize their co-workers. Whaddaya gonna do? It's pretty much all they know besides sports. And let's not pretend that this doesn't happen pretty much everywhere else.

Excerpt says there were no fewer than 50 sexual harassment cases reported in the early 1990s. I wonder how many of those cases were Keith Olbermann chasing down some tail that was way out of his league. I mean, look at the look the guy was had fashioned for himself:

Wait, I take that back. He was definitely the guy boning in the stairwell and the dope dealer.

Asik is bleeding, call Miss Ohio!!

Miss Ohio; defend your man!! Wade just tried to make it look like he's been smoking for 35 years!!

Is John Daly a badass, or just the biggest badass of all-time?

Only Playboy could do a story on a 45 year old, out-of-shape, multi-divorced, drinking, gambling golfer


There should never, ever be a filter on John Daly's mouth. In fact, whatever he says should be broadcast around the world, and written down in a book that will be passed down, from generation to generation, so all could know of the wisdom with which he speaks. How bout this little doozy from the interview:

“You marry somebody, that’s one of the perks of being married—you get to have sex anytime you want it,” he explains. When his wives stopped giving it to him, he says, he’d flat-out tell them, “The hell with it. I’ll go get it somewhere else.”

He manages to blend truth, knowledge, logic, and comedy all into one package. Forget Sheen, John Daly should be filling up concert venues and getting his own stand-up special. Part of me does feel for the guy, though; he had to pay his last wife $2,500 bucks every time they had sex. Imagine forking over half of everything you've earned, will earn, and are earning to some betch, and then having to pay a couple G's to get it on with her. That's essentially slavery.

It's just luckily that JD got the fuck out of that situation and is currently into some other dimepiece these days. Although, I'm not sure about this whole 'almost' nympho, sex addiction diagnosis he's given himself. It's impossible for a dude to be a nympho or sex addicted because no matter how many times you go, you can always go again (unless it falls off). Sex addiction for some doctor-type with a medical degree is just man being man in my book. Stay strong JD...

Girl from "Remember the Titans", "Heroes", finally breaks it off with Klitschko

Klitschko has old balls...


Bout time for this to happen. You can only go so long before 21 year old betch dating 35 year old boxer sounds a bit too creepy. Especially when this betch is mind-bottlingly smoking, and technically has some legit credits. Moment I saw this little gal in Remember the Titans, when I was 12 years old, I knew she had great potential. Never saw that series Heroes, mostly because NBC sucks, but knew she was in it, and probably knocking people out. So yea, closing in on two years dating with a Russian dude that's 14 years older than you, a little weird.

But I guarantee the next athlete she goes out with will not mess around with this betch. She's 21, so if this betch is for real with dating athletes, we'll see what sort of pattern she decides to pursue. What exactly was the selling point of Klitschko besides being a huge Russian? I'm sure there is an account of how they managed to bone inside People or Cosmo, or some other rag like that. Maybe she'll head over to a less violent sport like baseball to find some fresh meat. Why doesn't she take a look at some recently drafted quarterbacks in the NFL. Blaine Gabbert's lookin' pretty lonely over in Jacksonville. Maybe Kevin Durant needs some betch to really take him to the next level...


Update: terezowens.com reporting that Mark Sanchez has been up on Ms. Panettiere; wait, aren't people still questioning the Sanchize's questionable choice in female friends? Essentially, he was with some betch who was 17 or something. To each their own I suppose...

Omer Asik dating this?!?!?!?

How hot is this betch?


So how did a 7 foot rookie center find his way into hooking up with this piece? Question of the year it seems. How did so-and-so end up banging that hot betch? Asik seems like a nice enough dude, but they have never televised any interview with him, mainly because at his best, he is a 10 minute role player on the Bulls sent in by Thibodeau to defend and rebound. Dude has absolutely no skills on the offensive end; he must have committed dozens of turnovers in the limited time he saw on the floor this season. But that's enough about him, I'm actually pretty happy for this guy. He has just seemed a little weird whenever I've seen him interacting with his teammates, so I couldn't really imagine what type of lady he was pulling. Could you imagine Scalabrine introducing this new Turkish guy to a bunch of chicks at a party in Chicago? Really entertaining, I know...

But more about this betch. Miss Ohio, a model, appeared on an episode of Entourage, entirely possible that she hooked up with Vince. But apparently she's in Chitown filming an NBC show called "The Playboy Club," and that's how her and Asik hooked up. It appears NBC is trying to piggyback off the success of Mad Men, as this show appears as if it centered on 1960s Chicago, as the first Playboy Club was opened up there. We'll see, but casting this betch as a sultry Playboy Bunny isn't a bad start; she really doesn't have to do any acting.

Ex Soccer WAG becoming judge on new reality show, dudes rejoice everywhere...

Cheryl Cole coming stateside!!

This betch was once married to English footballer Ashley Cole, and she was also part of a 'girl band,' Girls Aloud. But enough about what she's done and more about how on fire she is. She's coming to America to help judge that new show, "The X Factor." Regardless of how the show does, and it will probably crush it because we as Americans love seeing this sort of shit, I think Cheryl here has a bright future in the good ole US of A. She just oozes the qualities that you usually see winners having. Mainly, the sexiness is just off the charts, and the belief is that she can actually sing, unlike some of these other betches around.

This does continue to emphasize a point that I've been hammering home here: Soccer WAG's continue to be the hottest group of betches. I mean, that's not to say that guys in the big 4 of American sports aren't crushing it, because they are. But, if you took an average level of hotness of the wives/girlfriends/sluts in all of the major sports, I'm pretty sure the ladies of soccer would take it down the prize. She is moving to LA, but chances for a date with Pau Gasol probably aren't pretty likely. But either way, she'll have a lot to 'do,' and I envision Cheryl Cole becoming a household name, at least with guys, pretty soon. She's supposedly pretty stylish too, so some of these American betches could probably learn a thing or two from her.

Another DUI; but he's Asian so it doesn't really count

www.terezowens.com/cleveland-indians-choo-blows-twice-the-legal-limit/


From Terez again, after Derek Lowe's DUI and street-racing (that's right, dude was channeling Fast Five in downtown Atlanta) arrest, I thought no one else could top such a bad-ass way, and Shin-Soo Choo clearly fell short. So, he blew .20, still more than twice the legal limit, but how many actual drink did he have? Now, I'm not gonna sit here and say it takes 5 drinks for someone to blow a .20, that's stupid, but I'd be willing to lay money that Choo is a bit on the lightweight side, considering a.) he's Asian, nothing against that, but they're not exactly known for the superior drinkability (not to mention their johnsons [like I'm one to speak]) b.) although ballplayers are essentially known as the out-of-shape athletes who drink a ton of suds, Choo looks like the type of guy that prides himself on his work ethic and workout regimen. Therefore, I really hate to suggest some sort of discriminatory law, but shouldn't Choo be subject to a different sort of sobriety test?

No joke, another athlete stabbed by wife;

Betches keep stabbin'!!

Per Terez Owens, another athlete has been stabbed by his significant other, coming just weeks after the stabbings of a couple NFL players by their wives. This mess is turning into the age-old epidemic of some dumb betches trying to get after their man's money. A former Michigan St ummm, standout? Bell has jumped around the NBA since he came onto the scene, catching on with Milwaukee and starting some games for them before fading into somewhat anonymity this season for the Warriors.

Now, I know nothing of this betch. Or of any of these other betches. But, if you, as an athlete, are going to have domestic violence problems with your spouse, mistress, girlfriend, random betch in a city you frequent on the road, you now have to put away all the cutlery. Aren't most of these guys gonna have someone cleaning, preparing, etc. everything for them? If you're not blessed enough to have a full blown Jeeves or Alfred, then at the very least, a maid who takes care of that shit. How many more of our beloved athletes have to become victims before this shit get out of control? And these aren't even beloved athletes; they're prima donnas and never was'.

NFL Draft Watch; girlfriends, sisters, cousins...

Not really tuning in late; just general laziness, but Ryan Kerrigan's (Number 16 to Washington) sister is definitely down for some roll in the hay; been trying to pay attention to all the other betches at the draft but haven't bothered to see any legit candidates.

And the Patriots pick a tackle from Colorado and the Glowpoint videoconference essentially shows us that his family sucks and there was a bunch of weirdos at his draft party. Guess he doesn't really know anyone in Boulder, which is hard to believe. Not sure who this guy hung out with, but maybe he'll make some friends in Boston. Tom Brady will probably invite him to eat one time, and then go off and do this:

But, back to the draft. Multiple betches surrounding Boston College's Anthony Castonzo, as he lives in Bumblefuck, Illinois. And now, he's gonna go and protect Peyton Manning, until Peyton pulls a Favre and bounces around to a few teams just to pad his stats. For the record though, Peyton is many, many times better than the Wrangler King, and he could be the Niners Qb in three years, and I would be happy.

NFL Draft starts tonight!!

I wonder how many people are gonna boo this guy when he steps up to the podium tonight...

Another NFLer stabbed; you can't really make this shit up...

How many more will be stabbed?


Can we blame all of this on the lockout? Big, strong guys just cooped up in their cribs aggravating their significant others because they can't go to the team facility and workout. Pushing their betches so far that they have to reach for the blade. There are clearly issues with Brandon Marshall and his betch; probably irreparable damage is done to that marriage, unless those two have an understandment that they can get wasted and abuse each other, which in that case, they are meant for each other. I could make an Irish joke, but I'll bite my tongue. This Hunter issue is a little more interesting, also because we don't have any facts at this point. Apparently, he's not filing charges so this case might be finished. Put down the knife betches.

But, this is bringing to light the problem with an extended work stoppage, because even though the lockout is officially over, players still cannot get into the team facilities to workout or even soak in the tub. The number of run-ins with the law that NFL players have had during this offseason/lockout has numbered in the teens at this point. Let's not pretend that this wouldn't happen in a non-lockout offseason; would Johnny Jolly have not been busted with a huge pile of drugs? Would Kenny Britt not have gotten into a high speed chase with the cops? Does Albert Haynesworth decide not to feel up some waitress? Like death and taxes, NFL players having offseason troubles with authority is just another constant. Question is, if the work stoppage continues to go into the summer, how many more guys might run into issues? Personally, I'd love to see Cam Newton organizing some sort of 'love boat' with a few of his rookie colleagues.

Falcons player shockingly doesn't wanna marry "Real Housewife" betch

Crazy psycho betch

I take one look at this betch and all I see is crazy; like a whole pile of it. I don't think Kroy Biermann got cold feet as much as he got the full-blown shakes from this betch. That picture above is worth more words than I can type; she's got her fur shawl draped around her shoulders, striking a pose for the cameras, trying to look as amazing as possible; but once you're in private with her, she will bite your head off for anything you say. And Biermann is 6'3" 260 pounds, he's not some punk bitch, I doubt he scares very easily. But that's what this type of betch will do to someone of his stature. Unthinkable of what she might do in the bedroom though; demon in the sack.

This is why I believe there is a lucrative business that all of these crazy "Real Housewives" could get into, where they'd make a ton of cash, and men would come from miles around to watch. That's right, I'm talking about a KY wrestling league for these ladies. Once a week, they would suit up, well, technically they would be stripping down, and they'd have KY wrestling matches. There would be a huge tournament and eventually, one of these betches would be crowned the grand champion. Some might say, 'oh, this is contributing to subjugation of women,' and blah, blah, blah. But wait, aren't these women essentially sitting at home, chatting with their betches, getting manis and pedis and waiting for husband to bring home the bread? So, doesn't this give them a job? And believe me, people would pay top dollar to see this shit. I'm talkin' must see TV here. And it would let them take their anger out on something, which obviously they have a problem with.

Cutler and Cavallari make it official; opposites do actually attract

Cutler might injure himself and take himself out of the wedding?


Jay Cutler and some betch from Laguna Beach/The Hills are getting married; opposites do attract apparently, because Kristin Cavallari actually seems like a decent and nice person, but with only this video clip and other Family Guy flashbacks to go off of, I'm not really sure....

I kinda feel sorry for this betch though; she's gonna have to put with that little bitch Jay Cutler all the time. Like I said, it seems as if she's outgoing, so imagine the arguments these two will have when Cavallari wants to go somewhere and Cutler's gonna whine and moan like he just threw a pick, of which he throws many. Then, when the first baby comes, it's gonna be like dealing with two babies because of the nonstop bitchfest that Cutler's gonna make over this baby. I wonder when Cutler's just gonna call it quits in the NFL so he can move to a desert island and just live out his days without bothering everyone. Unfortunately, he's just not that good at throwing that little pigskin, so it might take him a few years.

Cannot be said enough; Soccer WAGs are the hottest chicks in the world

Scroll down to Puyol's chick

Like holy smokes! I know I posted overweight pitcher Brad Penny's fiery fiance a few posts back, but Barcelona's Carles Puyol (mug pictured above) has his grubby hands on some Spanish model. Seriously,       I wonder what sort of poonanny Franck Ribery is getting; I'm sure it's pretty outstanding, despite the fact that he's the ugliest mothafucka alive. I'm pretty any marquee soccer player, or any player on a marquee club is pulling in some of the finest ass on either side of the Atlantic. I could go on and on listing off the various conquests of Cristiano Ronaldo (including a tranny prostitute), and strut out WAG after WAG to depress you, or I could just throw this tidbit your way. The guy who plays immediately next to Puyol on Barcelona's backline, Gerard Pique; he's currently hookin up with Shakira. Yup, enough said.

Sufficed to say I would take all the verbal abuse that a footballer endures for an entire lifetime just to be one of these [muff] divers for a day. Oh the pipe dream...

So Tony LaRussa's daughter.....not too shabby

Tony LaRussa: Huge Piece of Shit; Daughter: Not so much


Color me shocked/happy/mildly disappointed. First, the shocked part is no secret. How did she come from this:

Super weird right? The guy is a complete muppet on and off the baseball field, often batting his pitcher eighth in his lineup, as well as passing out shitfaced at a stoplight and attending that "I'm a crazy lunatic rally" with Glenn Beck. I guess he can finally be thanked by all mankind for bringing this angel to Earth, and letting us enjoy her. Which is a perfect transition to my happy emotion; when the NFL sorts this mess out, and it will get sorted out, Bianca (she also wins for having an absolutely foxy name) will be strutting around the Oakland Raiders' sideline half-naked and ready for action. In total, this asshole has four daughters with two wives (two with each wife), so I'm gonna go ahead and assume that Bianca's sister is a fiery little minx as well. The only thing I'm somewhat disappointed with is that LaRussa doesn't have a son. I mean, when you have a crazy lunatic like LaRussa, he's gonna pass on all of his crazy personality traits to his son. That means we are missing out on some potentially hilarious hijinks, such as drug use and possession, some sort of domestic violence, and all the other type of shit that you know Tony LaRussa Jr (that would definitely be his name) would get into.

Brandon Marshall stabbed by some woman; oh, it was his wife...

Brandon Marshall stabbed


They've been married less than a year, and she's already taking out the cutlery on him! Until more details emerge I think we're pretty much in the dark about this one, besides the fact that Marshall just finally got paid the big money within the last year, after forcing his way out of Denver and winding up in Miami. Marshall has a checkered past of being a bit of a prima donna and instigator, so I'm gonna withhold judgment on this betch until all the facts come out. But think about the Arturo Gatti and Steve McNair deaths; obviously a little more brutal then a stabbing in the stomach (from which Marshall should be fine in 2 to 3 weeks), but what sort of precedents are being set here with crazy betch wives or mistresses coming in and stabbing and shooting these professional athletes, our heroes? I really, really don't mean to make light of the situation, especially after bringing up Gatti and McNair, but how batshit crazy does some betch need to be to do this?

Erin Andrews falls on treadmill; world holds collective breath...

No Erin! Don't sully your figure!


I saw this and immediately thought the worst; like EA would have to have reconstructive surgery to fix broken cheekbones, broken nose, broken jaw, and countless facelifts to even come close to the beautiful mug she had before. Then, realizing that she only fell on a treadmill and didn't faceplant off a three story building, I had a good laugh.

This made me think of all the times that I'd see some betches at the gym on a Sunday or Monday night purging themselves of their weekend "indulgences" on the elliptical or treadmill. I would repeatedly wish to see one, two, three, or all of these girls eat shit all up in that gym for everyone to see. And it would be so awkward after; that embarrassed betch who storms out of the gym to everyone else with a shit-eating grin on their face, bursting with laughter. Sadly, I never saw this; it's like a unicorn or a great white buffalo, you hear about them, but you never get to see it yourself.

5 Marlins fans get to see Playboy playmate throw out the first pitch

Genius Marlins PR staff


Kudos to Marlins Public Relations team, this was a smart and savvy move meant to bring in a bunch of fans to the stadium, which I'm assuming is still called Sun Life, although that's subject to change pretty much every year. Attendance probably jumped 10% for this game alone. Unfortunately, a 10% jump from zero is still zero so I'm not sure they made anything off of this. But, apparently this betch is a former Dolphins cheerleader and contestant on the "Amazing Race," and I'm not sure who her friend is, but it doesn't really matter, does it?

This brings me to another point; why doesn't the NBA bring in some of these hot-ass betches to do a ceremonial toss-up or something? I'm pretty sure, in this day and age, that parents don't really care about their kids getting "corrupted" and shit anymore; it's like they tell them, go out, do whatever you want, and learn from your mistakes. Additionally, if having some Playboy bunny strutting her shit at a game is racy, take a look at what the Minnesota Timberwolves dancers look like. It was between them and the Toronto Raptors for most conservative sounding team.

So look at these slobs and think about what the Lakers, Heat, Hornets, and other way hotter dance teams are wearing, or not wearing. I'm not sure that the NBA and its teams would be really jumping into the deep end by running some Playmates out there. And yes, the NBA just had its most successful regular seasons in awhile, but sex and hot betches sell, so I'd consider it.

Crazy Jersey Chasing Story; True or False?

She couldn't have banged all these guys, right?


From the vault of jersey-chasing, gold-digging, yet also hilarious but true potential stories comes this one from Major League Baseball. Some random betch, a real whore insider, apparently has the scoop on a bunch of major leaguers (seemingly the entire league) that's she's had sex with. I really hate lists, but I'm just gonna fire off this cast of characters. She, according to sources, has dirt on Kevin Millwood, Pat Burrell, Chase Utley, Mike Lieberthal, Greg Maddux, Randy Johnson, Mike Hampton, Bernie Williams,  Tim Hudson, Jeff Francoeur, and Luis Gonzalez, just to name a few.

Wow, where to begin with this one? This betch has apparently fucked her way from the late 80s and early 90s until today, so I already don't really trust her that she's bagged all these dudes. I guess Arod and Jeter were too busy pounding each other to get in on this broad. But seriously though, Pat Burrell is a no brainer; the guy has huge piece of shit written all over him and stained on everything he does. Greg Maddux is a real small dude and about as athletic as a 12 year old girl who's hit puberty hard. But apparently he gives some great head. Go figure...Additionally, the nicknames for Utley and Randy Johnson are priceless; Utley was a bit 'overanxious' so he is referred to her as "Chase Me Quickly," as well as an obvious knock as Randy Johnson's johnson, calling it "The Small Unit." It's still a bit difficult to believe that this betch has boned 60 pro ballplayers. But, she's not very stupid, as she knows a trainwreck when she sees one. Her nickname for the Mets is "a traveling circus."

You can't really make up jokes about the Mets; their entire existence is one sick joke.

Brad Penny's Fiance On the Cover of Playboy; Why is she Marrying Brad Penny?

I don't watch "Dancing with the Stars," but apparently she's one of the dancing pros, which has suddenly given me the urge to watch DWTS, if nothing else to watch her dance. Her name is Karina Smirnoff; her name is as synonymous with hotness as Louisville Slugger is to baseball bats. So, could someone could explain to me why she's marrying this guy?

Look at him....he's not really setting the world on fire here. And he's been nothing short of average to slightly above average his entire career, which still makes me question this marriage. I wonder if she knows she settling for an average pitcher and pretty fat baseball player. But I'm not really one to judge any betch who's settling, because they have been settling whenever they hooked up with yours truly. With the sexiness that just oozes out of this little Smirnoff, it's really difficult to see Penny treating her at all romantically. Forgive me for using stereotypes, but he just seems a bit white trashy to me, which means his idea of romance is gutting the deer, or quail, or porcupine that you just caught.....together. She deserves a bit better then that.

Roethlisberger Can't Live With Fiance Before Wedding Because Of Religion.......Wait, What?

Is Roethlisberger for real?

I'm not really going to attack Roethlisberger here. I'm not. He's obviously done all that he's can to run his name through the dirt and establish the best of relationships with betches everywhere. But he's clearly making a savvy and smart career choice; he's nearing his thirties, he's been by no means ever been a looker, does he want to continue to chase middle aged cocktail waitresses in Reno and rape coeds in Georgia? Big Ben has thought about this; and decided maybe, somewhere, there was some dumb betch who wasn't aware of his lengthy rapsheet.

Well, hello Ashley Harlan! I mean, I could just say she's a jersey chaser, looking to never put in a hard day's work, and just pop out some kids for the quarterback and posterboy for her favorite team, but I'm gonna really put this betch under the light. Not only does she actually believe that Roethlisberger thinks that she is "the one," but she's pulling some batshit born-again Christian mumbo-jumbo if she thinks that they both believe that pre-marital boning is not the way to go. Like, did Big Ben just tell her all of his womanizing was in the past, and she's was like, "Okay, let's get married. But, we can't bone until we're wed." And she trusts him not to nail or rape any sidecorn? I just hurt my own head thinking about this. Point is, this betch is the posterchild for gold-digging, naive, and just plain dumb betches. Let's just leave it at that.

LeBron's mom: A chronicle of betches and alcohol

So, this footage has finally been found about this incident that happened last week. Lebron's mom was drunk as a skunk and repeatedly slapped the taste out of some valet mouths, and was detained for battery and, shockingly (as if I need to be sarcastic), public intoxication. Not saying I haven't been "detained" for public intoxication, so I'm not free from criticism, but I can't stand it when some drunk betch, who, once her well-laid plans go to shit, resorts to smacking the shit out of whomever stands in her way (although it can be fun to watch a couple of betches go at it). I've been on the end of a few booze-laden betchslaps in my day, and while I haven't completely gone Wayne Brady on any betch, I wouldn't hesitate to hold back in a room full of drunk betches.

Thankfully, Lebron did what he should have done the entire time, and sent mommy-dearest back to Ohio for the duration of the playoffs. It's not like the Cavs have anything to do, so it shouldn't be too much of a distraction. Wouldn't it be so much easier it we were able to take drunk betches and send them off to Ohio when we didn't want to deal with them?

Tom Brady: Super Bowl champ or huge betch?

Speaking of betches....Brady has a serious run of betching going on. After a historic regular season, where he broke the record for most consecutive attempts without throwing an interception, which was like a 20 year old record, he flamed (emphasis on the flame part) out of the playoffs against the Jets, a team with a pedophile leading them at quarterback, and an overweight head coach with a foot fetish leading their entire team. All the while, this guy was growing out his hair, at the behest of his supermodel wife, who I'm assuming he's terrified of. His unfortunate haircut came-to-a-head when he decided it was okay for a 3 time Super Bowl winner to rock a ponytail at Carnival in Brazil, while breaking out some sort of "dance?" moves that would rival "Knocked Up" for the level of one dimensionality. Seriously what were Sully and Murph thinking when they saw that?

And now crying on an ESPN documentary; it doesn't get any lower than that. Explain to me again how dropping to 199th overall in the draft was a bad thing? He barely started at Michigan, he was drafted by one of the best coaches of all-time, and when you're snubbed by that many teams, wouldn't you use that documentary to berate the 30 other teams that passed on you and rub their noses in your 3 Super Bowl rings? And, if there's no crying in baseball, there absolutely can't be any crying in football. Clear verdict here: huge betch.

Tiger material for sure; and not some goofy South African. Golf WAG's have got to be the most scorching babes out there, cuz most of their husbands are pretty much out of their league. Doesn't Phil have like a C cup or something? And he gets hang out with that wife of his?

Jenn Sterger On Good Morning America; Still Huge Betch

Anyone else tired of this betch? I mean, yes, she is easy on the eyes, but how many strikes can one betch have against her? She's from Jersey? That's one. Say what you will about Brett Favre, and not many like the guy anymore, but the dude is one of the greatest throwers of all time, and I'll give the guy props for that. And anytime a professional sports superstar is led on by a betch, there has to be a problem going on. I contend that no superstar should have to pay/beg/be led on for sex, and any jersey chaser who leads that guy on is a megahuge betch. Strike 2. And whenever you say on national television that you're not a gold digger and only wants to make money threw a real job, you're a lying betch. Is that 3 strikes yet?

But, she's obviously a smart betch; this story was over months ago after the NFL fined Favre for lying about his role in the matter. So this betch is gonna make her money. Wait and see...

First post

Okay, betches!!!! The moment you've been creaming yourself for....

I'm just gonna sound off on any old topic, mostly sports related, post some smutty shit about sports figures and their betches, and just generally make fun of people.

Masters recap:

Greatest tournament of the year; hands down. Not only is Augusta some of the most hallowed ground in all the world, the Masters parties are some of the best all year. Betches finally breakin' out their summer attire which you fuckin' bros wait around all winter to see, the grill is on essentially all day, and once the back 9 on Sunday comes, you can't help be glued to the tube.

It was Tiger's to lose heading to the back 9, but in rare Tiger form, he played the back 9 in even par. So in honor of that, your first background is Eldrick Woods' new betch, who's photo comes to us after her unfortunate DUI.

Hat's off to the Tiger though, this betch was just what he needed to get mojo back.

Oh, and this South African guy named Charl Schwartzel won. He's no Ernie or Retief, that's for sure, but Tiger sure woulda taken a run at his arm candy a few years ago.